Your move, Vince the ShamWow asshat.

Billy Mays 1958 - 2009

WTF America?

Who is next? Wilford Brimley? I do not want to live in a world without him...

Details as I get them. It has been confirmed that he was not taking a lethal dose of Oxy Clean.

Three and three quarter stars, motherfucker.

In light on Farrah Fawcett and MJ - we also need to pay respect to grandpa McMahon. A couple of things to highlight: Fighter pilot in WWII (eventually retiring with a rank of Colonel) His ancestors had a hand in the making of something called mayonnaise, was the sidekick on the Tonight Show, STAR SEARCH, Publishers Clearing House, and most recently... Ca$h For Gold.

During the last years of his life, he suffered a broken neck, mold poisoning, and some bone cancer. Really?! Like what in the fuck in his past life was he? Meanwhile, he seemed to accrue a lot of debt. I think it had to do with his wife and an up and down motion with a Platinum Amex. But we may never know.

Well then his home was going to go into foreclosure and then out of the combovers, emerged Donald Trump. Better known by his Christian Science name, Quackers McGoesbankrupteverytwoyears. He offered to buy the home and lease it to McMahon. Yeah, thanks asshole - Why not just buy it. You clearly have the money (today). Well, that deal fell through and shortly after, gramps went into the hospital for a while.

Ultimately, Ed parted ways with us earlier this week. It was said to be predominately due to bone cancer. But pappy is in Heaven now, giving big checks to all sorts of motherfuckers. He came to St. Peter's golden gate with giant check and pen in hand. I mean, the check bounced - but God paid the overdraft fee. Mr. McMahon, you will be missed sir. FOUR STARS!

M J and a LNDP!

So everyone is talking about it. I have even been listening to terrestrial radio - and it's all about Michael Jackson. At night, on my way to the bar - I scope out radio stations playing his music, like most others.

When news broke, I called my mother. Why? Because it was as if a family member died. The kind of family member that you probably did not want to be alone with for any lengthy period - but nonetheless...

What is undeniable is that the motherfucker had a great talent. The only thing that I can say about his death is that in some small way, it comes as a relief. Dude has been battling his demons for years. It's doubtful that he would have ever made any more music that would have made a mark on the global scale that he did in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

But that is what is to be remembered. His iconic style of music. There has been no one before or ever will be after. That is why when you are on your 7th vodka, you turn to your bartender and say... "Sir, would you kindly put on some old school MJ so that I can rock my nuts out."

So, on a more serious post... MJ is gone. No doubt to his hyperbolic chamber in the sky. Too bad Bubbles is still alive. That little chimp bitch. So, everyone this week, have a Late Night Dance Party and a shot of Jesus Juice for the late, great, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Currently jamming out to this CLASSIC... Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy.

I'm letting the news sink in while watching BET (because it doesn't matter if you're black or white)

More batshit to follow. Stay Tuned.

YouTube of the day: AIDS (SFW)

This is something I found whilst using stumbleupon.

It's an advert screened in some land called "Australia" circa 1987. I do not think the original intent was supposed to be funny. But the baby at the end is my favorite part.

Video here.

Forgot to mention...

Because I am fighting a hangover and a sudden urge to drink - I forgot to say...

The site can now be accessed at www.batshittery.com

So there. Expect T-Shirts not to follow.

Downtime, meaning I'm terrible at technology...

Alright, I finally bit the bullet - I now am the owner of the 'batshittery' domain.

It was terribly expensive - and by that I mean it was around $10. Who knew no one wanted that name? I mean, google refused to host it. That is terrible.

Meanwhile, I will now be posting more frequently. So, be prepared to get your daily fix of my batshit nutsness.

In the meantime, visit this site, its a friend of mine - and a fellow crazy person.

Happy Tuesday motherfuckers.